This girl! (Backstory)
I plan on asking every cab driver in whose cab I ride whether they did any of these things in the backseat:
- Changed a diaper
- Used hand lotion/body cream/anti-fungal cream
- Sat in the back after playing golf
- Got mud in their floorboards
- Ate bacon/hot dog/cured meat
- Drank water
See, "nitrates" in all these things will trigger the TSA's Official Terrorist Alarm whilst I undergo their security screening and I don't want to be held responsible for some terrorist cab driver's water-swilling, hand-lotioning ways.










